The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
LIFE IS SHORT, SO GIRLS SHOULD KILL
Assassinate him? Tylor?
Is it too difficult?
No, sir. But isn't my mission to gather intelligence?
Intelligence gathering is the covert discovery of an enemy's...
...movements or plans for report to friendly forces.
But unless you know whether your enemy is worth investigating...
...the intelligence you get from him is meaningless.
In other words, if he can't defend himself...
...he isn't worth investigating?
Show no mercy. Just kill Captain Tylor!
As you wish, sir.
Huh? Point KM-40 in the Kowloon Nebula?
Yes. Gas particles are preventing us from getting a clear picture...
...but it looks like there's an enemy fleet there.
Since we can't confirm its size, we need you to do a recon.
Do you mind being given such a trivial task?
No, sir. I'm ready to do this any time.
Justy Ueki Tylor lives to bring peace and love to the universe!
Well, I'm sure I don't need to tell a smart man like you this...
...but don’t just warp in there and give yourself away.
Right, sir. Just leave everything to me!
You sure you want him to go there so slowly?
We could settle this faster if he'd just warp in.
He has the devil's own luck with warps.
And you want that luck gone from your life.
That's why I contacted you and paid so much money.
I want Tylor dead!
Dead and buried, with nothing left behind!
There he is.
Damn it! What are you doing, First Officer Tylor?!
I've suffered your foolishness for the last time!
I'll have you shot! No, I'll have you hung!
Mmm, that's definitely the best way to relieve stress.
But it feels so empty...
Damn it, I feel jumpy tonight!
Hey! Tylor! Wanna drink with me?!
Huh? Not in?
If the Raalgon attacked now, we'd all be dead!
Sorry, but you can count me out of this one.
We can't win.
Right. Even if we swung it, we'd need to get it organized.
Yuriko and Yamamoto'll be the first to object.
Even if we shut Yamamoto's mouth...
Yeah. Yuriko will get the others to object.
Who's there?!
Harumi?!
What's goin' on?
I, uh!
You God damned idiot!
Boy, you really surprised us!
But what are you doing down here?
And dressed like that?
Oh, I know. You're jogging, right?
Uh, ah, yes! I've been thinking of going on a diet.
Thought so. But you really shouldn't come here.
There's so much junk lying around that it's dangerous.
You're right. I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry I interrupted such an important meeting.
Are you working on a new operation, sir?
Operation? That's a good one!
Am I wrong?
No, it's not that. It's just a contest...
Contest? What contest?
Uh, it's nothing!
We were just discussing who the best woman on the Soyokaze was...
...and got carried away.
You want to participate, Harumi?
It... It sounds like fun.
May I be in the contest, too?
All right!
You've got to be kidding!
What kind of military vessel has a beauty contest?!
C'mon, if we don't relax once in a while, the stress will get to us!
It'll cause MORE stress!
What about you, Mr. Yamamoto?
I'm against it, of course!
Oh, really? Well, I don't blame you.
I was going to have you be acting captain while it was going on...
...but I guess that'd be too much trouble for you.
Acting captain? Me?
Who else would I get?
Yes, that's right...
Well, in that case, how can I say no?
Very well! I accept your offer!
I'll be in it, too.
Well, it'll give me a chance to wear something different.
I'm so sick of this uniform!
A contest?!
Sure we will!
Yes, I'd love to.
It's on!
We don't need that, you idiot!
Guys! Come to me if any of you gets hurt.
More to the left. Yeah.
Andressen! Why, you! You threw my Ranpu out of here!
Tell it to the captain.
What?!
Hey! Kojiro!
Quit bellyaching and give us a hand!
Well?
Darn it! Stupid beauty contest... Idiots!
Wow! It's really coming together!
Everyone's doing a great job!
If you ever leave the service, you could turn professional.
Work is work, fun is fun!
That's how professional soldiers think!
I see...
Captain!
Harumi! What's up? You here to watch, too?
No, sir. I'm on duty, in case anyone gets hurt.
You're incredible, Harumi!
Oh, no. Just part of the job.
By the way, Captain, there's a swimsuit competition, right?
Yeah, of course.
Then I have a problem. I don't have a suit.
Oh? That is a problem.
I know! You could borrow one from Yuriko!
Hey, Yuriko...
Uh, Captain! Hey, Yuriko...
Uh, Captain!
What?
This is a little embarrassing. Maybe later?
Oh, right. Sorry, sorry.
Laugh while you can!
Oh, dear!
What's wrong?
I forgot. It's time for me to make another round.
Right, right.
Well, if you'll excuse me.
Right! Dismissed!
Harumi, you forgot...
She's gone.
Captain!
Farewell, Captain Tylor.
What the?
Tylor!
Hey!
Now THAT was close!
Yeah. Nice work.
Except you nearly gave me a third nostril.
Captain!
Are you all right, sir?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Really? Thank goodness.
Wow, it's great to know you worry about me so much, Harumi.
Here.
This is my...
Captain, you were trying to give this to me?
Oh, I just found it. But you need it, right?
Yes...
Thank you very much, sir.
Oh, it's nothing.
Well, I'd better treat you with it. Now, take off your coat...
Uh, sure.
Ow!
Uh-oh! You're hurt!
No, it's just a little cut.
What are you saying?
You don't want it to get infected, do you?
Come on, let's see it.
Yes, sir.
Damn it! Wish I was him!
Yeah, the lucky SOB!
Okay, all finished.
Thank you very much.
My pleasure. Anyway, it's lucky no one was hurt.
Right?
I guess.
The thing is, that scaffold was built solid as a rock.
Yeah. I don't think it was an accident.
Jason! Was it you?!
If it wasn't him, then...
The problem is that there are too many people with a motive.
Yeah.
Do a good job, everyone!
Remember, work is work and fun is fun!
Right?
Oh, yes. Never mind me. I have to check you, Captain.
Since I can't do a real exam here, let's go to the sick bay.
I want to do a full check, just to be safe. Come on.
But...
In return for bandaging my finger.
Uh, sure.
Huh? What's this doing here?
Isn't this overdoing things?
Oh, no. It's my duty to keep you healthy, Captain.
Oh. I'm glad to hear that, but...
Oh, this is bad!
Your body readings are totally abnormal!
If I don't give you a stabilizer!
This should put you out of your misery...
Hey, wait!
The way I read it, there's nothing wrong.
Oh, my! You're right! My mistake. Sorry.
Captain, why don't I make you some coffee? As an apology.
Oh, sure. Let me get dressed first.
Right.
He's a slippery one! Fine! I'll show him!
You know, even if the rooms themselves are the same...
...girls' rooms always seem so different.
You think so? Oh, Captain. Sugar?
Yes, please.
Okay.
There you go.
Thanks.
Oh, this is cute! I've never seen this brand.
Here, Harumi. You have some first.
Uh, no thanks! I take it black.
Oh, okay. Fine, I'll take it.
Oh, yeah!
Yes?!
If you want a swimsuit, I can ask Yuriko for you...
Uh, is something wrong?
The sugar...
I mean, your coffee's getting cold!
Oh, you're right.
Harumi?
Yes?! Now what?!
What's wrong? You don't look well.
Uh, well, that is...
Oh, it's probably because I've never had a man in my room before.
Oh, is that why? Sorry.
Sorry. Can I have another one?
No, that was the last of it.
Oh. Oh, well, guess I'll have it black, too!
Lieutenant? Lieutenant Yamamoto?
Oh, for crying out loud...
Acting Captain Yamamoto?
Yes? You called, Chief Helmsman Katori?
We're sailing on course for point KM-40...
...in the Kowloon Nebula, as scheduled, sir.
I see. Well done.
Well, I have to get ready for the contest.
Hold down the fort.
So, I'll be the only one left on the bridge, huh?
Can't be helped. Captain's orders.
I finally get to be acting captain and it's just a house-sitting job!
Damn you, Tylor!
I won't be fooled!
Who's there?
It's Yuriko.
The captain asked me to bring you this.
For me?
He said you didn't have a swimsuit.
Oh, it's adorable! You're sure this is all right?
Of course. It's mine, after all.
I'm just not sure if it'll fit.
What about you, Yuriko?
Oh, don't worry. I'll be fine. Hope it looks good on you.
Yuriko?
If you'll excuse me.
Uh, sure.
Thank you very much.
Huh? Harumi?
Oh, you found them.
I wash and wash, but never seem to catch up.
You're making a fool of me!
Whoa! Wait! Hold it!
Harumi, are you okay?
Damn you!
Okay... So, I was right about you.
Right about me?
Yeah. Roses have thorns, don't they?
I give you credit.
You pretended all along that you didn't know I was a spy.
Oh, no! Not at all.
When did you realize it?
Well, you were always acting so mysterious.
So I thought it'd be cool if you were a spy or something.
You mean!
Well, as you can see, I'm a Raalgon spy who was sent to kill you.
Whoa! Hold it! Calm down!
If you're set on killing yourself, I won't stop you.
But do Raalgon usually commit suicide when a job's half finished?
Spies always kill themselves when their cover is blown!
And who knows about you?!
If I don't tell anyone, then no one will know!
Tylor...
Oh, wait. If you don't do your job, they'll get mad at you.
I'd be killed.
Then how about this?
Say I've been totally taken in by you...
...and you need more time to get some good info from me.
Lie to my own people?
Don't take it so seriously!
As long as you give them some decent info, it'll be fine, right?
But you're the captain of the Soyokaze, a UPSF ship!
Look, we're just on a routine recon mission.
It's to point KM-40 in the Kowloon Nebula.
Tylor...
Someone's warping out!
The destroyer Soyokaze?
No! It's a Raalgon fleet!
A WHAT?!
What?! Why?! WHY?!
New class of enemy vessel holding at point KM-40...
...of the Kowloon Nebula has been engaged and destroyed, Captain.
I see. The intelligence was correct.
What orders do you wish to give Harumi, sir?
If she couldn't assassinate him...
...then this man Tylor really is worth keeping an eye on.
Now that we know that, have her continue to observe the situation.
What do you mean?!
You didn't follow my orders, did you?!
No, sir! I, Acting Captain Yamamoto...
...have carried out our mission and am ready to report!
There's no sign of an enemy fleet at point KM-40 in the Kowloon Nebula!
That's not possible!
No, it's definitely true, sir.
All we've found here is the wreckage of an unidentified ship.
Wreckage?
Yes, sir. Shall we investigate this further?
Never mind! Just return at once!
Aye, sir! Right away!
Acting Captain Yamamoto, over and out!
The First Annual Miss Soyokaze Contest
Sorry. It didn't really fit, so...
It's okay. I really don't mind.
Harumi!
Here! Over here!
I'm rooting for you! Good luck!
Hey! The chief judge isn't supposed to say stuff like that!
Oh, just relax.
Justy Ueki Tylor... Such a strange person.
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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